I have to admit, I had planned to write this week's entry from a totally different perspective. I did a 10K on Sunday, and I had planned to write how when you're only this far along, you don't really get enough credit for doing a race. I mean, wearing the loose fitting race t-shirt, I really just looked like a tubby girl smuggling an innertube that only ran 45 minutes. (And let's be realistic - I WAS a tubby girl that only ran 45 minutes.)
I felt really well after the race and even though she is swearing she is never doing another, Mom did an incredible job. I'm really proud of her for doing something so far out of her comfort zone.
So, I planned on writing what it was like to have to pee every two miles, and how it felt be pretty sure I could go further, or what it was like to pass a finish line nearly 5 months pregnant...
*EDIT* - there's no need to edit this anymore. THIS IS THE WEEK I FOUND OUT I WAS LOSING MY JOB WHEN THE BABY IS BORN.
Benefits to UNEMPLOYMENT :
*No need to not end sentences in a preposition. UNEMPLOYED people have nothing to prove.
*No more being shoved around on public transit in the mornings.
* UNEMPLOYMENT = lots of vacation time
*More time to blog - albeit with subpar grammar on account of sure to be forthcoming mental malaise
*Time to finally learn the Beyonce "Single Ladies" dance
*Time to teach baby the "Single Ladies" dance
*Learn a handicraft. Just kidding. I hate crafts. hahaha! I'll probably persue my other favorite hobby - looking up swear words in the dictionary
*Going to park to meet up with other UNEMPLOYED parents
Well, Fozz is kicking and I'm considering writing in my other blog.
Maybe next week I can get Zach to finalize that Team Wagner logo!
Love,
Judge Judy
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