WEEK TEN...PERFECT FINGERS AND TOES, AND DR. PEPPER?

Oh, Hi there, Fans of Fozzie! We've got a pretty big week this week! Turns out we're the size of a PRUNE. Ew! A Prune. Prunes are right up there with Raisins and other dried fruits (re: abominations of the fruit world) and I will be excited for next week's size of a Lime update. Limes are far more useful.

And here's a question - if they're all dried out, how do you get Prune Juice? I mean, isn't the point of a dried fruit to devoid it of juice? And why is that the big ingredient to Dr. Pepper. Is that why it has 'doctor' in the title? Because it gives you loose stool? (If you're a drinker of the Pep, let me know if it keeps you regular. Or don't, because then I'd know too much about you. But do, because then I may have one.)

Here's the real excitement for the week - perfect little fingers and toes! Yay! We even have prints now. (Which I was told today by a friend that's a good thing, since Fetal Crime is way up this year.) Also, our tail is gone this week! We're growing hair, and our (for you more gentle readers, you may not want to read this next part) genitals are distinguishing themselves. Oh, Boy! ...or Girl! (Kids these days are starting younger and younger. Sheesh!) Also, you should see the size of our kid's brain now! Wow! It's, like, almost the size of all the rest of it's body! Fozzie sure is smart!

Still not much change in me. I am still tired all of the time, and I still get sick on the bus. Today's adventure involved me sitting next to a girl that smelled like she had a baking accident with the Vanilla. You'd think that'd be pleasant to me, but all I could think was, "Is she a hippie or a stripper? Either way, that smell has to go!" I'm told I only have a few more weeks of this, and I have to say, I'm elated. I can't wait to feel more 'normal' again. Emotionally, I almost hit some guy with my umbrella the other day for no other reason than just because he looked like a Theatre student/douche bag to me. Poor kid. He thinks individualism comes from the outside, and he's going to be attacked by a lunatic pregnant woman if she sees him again.